Jokes http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/forums/12 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Fri, 05 Mar 2004 20:15:15 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/forums/12 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ why did micheal play with the kids ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2037/t/why-did-micheal-play-with-the-kids.html
omg what ese were you thinking

you sicko's..pheonix and angie..get your head out of the gudder... jk.....ok thats it

Bran
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Brandon Paris Entertainment) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2037 Tue, 27 Jan 2004 03:23:26 GMT <![CDATA[ MJ ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2040/t/MJ.html
What is the difference between MJ and a plastic grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and have to keep away from children and the other you put your groceries in ...hehee..

that is pretty mean..sorry guys :( haha
feeds@yuku.com (Jessika08) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2040 Sun, 25 Jan 2004 23:00:10 GMT <![CDATA[ Blond... ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2036/t/Blond-.html
what do you call a blond with brown hair?


Artifitial intenigance!


LOL

Peace. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (kate) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2036 Sat, 24 Jan 2004 18:24:22 GMT <![CDATA[ what does micheal jackson say on the beach alot! ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2039/t/what-does-micheal-jackson-say-on-the-beach-alot-.html

Brandon
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Brandon Paris Entertainment) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2039 Sat, 17 Jan 2004 05:46:53 GMT <![CDATA[ How do you know its bedtime in micheal jackson's house ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2041/t/How-do-you-know-its-bedtime-in-micheal-jackson-s-house.html :shocked


I thought it was funny..lol

another Micheal jackson joke!! but not inteded to be a hate joke its just funny. sorry mike!
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Brandon Paris Entertainment) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2041 Wed, 14 Jan 2004 00:19:18 GMT <![CDATA[ so two guys walk into a bar... ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2042/t/so-two-guys-walk-into-a-bar-.html :|


:rolleyes :rollin feeds@yuku.com (kauryp) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2042 Fri, 09 Jan 2004 19:38:58 GMT <![CDATA[ lame but funny ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2043/t/lame-but-funny.html
A.Its backside8o ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2043 Fri, 26 Dec 2003 23:27:00 GMT <![CDATA[ Alternative Xmas Carol ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2044/t/Alternative-Xmas-Carol.html


It's Only A Virtual Visit

'Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house,
Everybody was online and clicking their mouse.
I hadn't finished shopping, but I didn't care
The new Netscape two-point-oh-beta was here.

The children were supposed to be snug in their beds,
But the visions of JPEGs danced in their heads.
Mamma on her PC and I on my Mac
Were off in our own worlds of... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2044 Wed, 17 Dec 2003 09:08:05 GMT <![CDATA[ YOU'RE A NUAWLEANIAN IF: ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2047/t/YOU-RE-A-NUAWLEANIAN-IF-.html :love New Orleans. :D feeds@yuku.com (Theresa) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2047 Thu, 20 Nov 2003 14:11:49 GMT <![CDATA[ For those who think Canada is not supporting the war ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2048/t/For-those-who-think-Canada-is-not-supporting-the-war.html
Canada has offered to help the US in the war on terrorism!

We have pledged 2 battleships, 6000 troops and 10 fighter jets.

BAD NEWS!


















With the current exchange rate that
comes out to 2 canoes, a Mountie and a couple of flying squirrels.
I am the CENTRE OF ATTENTION!

-Kaury

~*~*Founder of the DARK SIDE... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (kauryp) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2048 Wed, 19 Nov 2003 19:22:36 GMT <![CDATA[ stupidest person ever... ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2046/t/stupidest-person-ever-.html
I was working at a hotel at the front desk. We had a cab driver call from the airport looking for directions to our hotel (fair enough, he was a driver for Vancouver, the hotel was in Richmond), shortly before I start my shift. My co-worker gives him accurate directions.

I get a call 15 minutes later from the same cabby, asking for specifics from where he is... he thinks he missed a turn.

side note: The hotel was... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (kauryp) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2046 Wed, 19 Nov 2003 19:20:40 GMT <![CDATA[ Disneyland ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2049/t/Disneyland.html
:evil feeds@yuku.com (Theresa) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2049 Thu, 13 Nov 2003 13:21:28 GMT <![CDATA[ Clean joke(s) ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2050/t/Clean-joke-s-.html Take your foot off its head...

Whats black and taps on glass??
Baby in a microwave!!!

and finally...really what is better than swinging a baby around at a 100 miles an hour??
STOPPING IT WITH A SHOVEL!!
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Chemo Freak) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2050 Wed, 12 Nov 2003 17:07:25 GMT <![CDATA[ My Joke ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2052/t/My-Joke.html
ME!!!

everyone always laughs at that or should i say me... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (kate) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2052 Sun, 26 Oct 2003 13:49:12 GMT <![CDATA[ This one is one of my favs ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2053/t/This-one-is-one-of-my-favs.html
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding .....
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it ... 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see ... can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (AngelSapphire) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2053 Tue, 21 Oct 2003 14:49:37 GMT <![CDATA[ got a good one ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2054/t/got-a-good-one.html
The message read:
Dearest Wife,
I just got checked in. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
----------------------------------

I love that... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Theresa) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2054 Tue, 21 Oct 2003 13:03:50 GMT <![CDATA[ haha...is this considered dirty?! ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2056/t/haha-is-this-considered-dirty-.html
Why do women have such a bad sense of length and distance???


Because we tell them that this ----------------- (pretend im measuring the distance with my fingers) is 12 inches.




k...yeah i guess it would be better when it is in person..haaha...but it was pretty funni at the time!
feeds@yuku.com (Jessika08) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2056 Fri, 17 Oct 2003 17:53:06 GMT <![CDATA[ BEST JOKE EVER ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2055/t/BEST-JOKE-EVER.html feeds@yuku.com (Lindsey Van city) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2055 Fri, 17 Oct 2003 16:21:34 GMT <![CDATA[ Kisses ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2061/t/Kisses.html Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated,
So kiss me baby I'm vaccinated. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Phoenix Satori) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2061 Wed, 30 Jul 2003 02:23:51 GMT <![CDATA[ Yo momma jokes ]]> http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2057/t/Yo-momma-jokes.html
Yo momma so dumb it took her 2 hours just to watch 60 Minutes.

Your so ugly, when you came out yo momma said "Aww what a treasure" and your dad said "Yeah let's bury it." ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Phoenix Satori) http://officialbrandonparismessageboard.yuku.com/topic/2057 Wed, 30 Jul 2003 02:12:09 GMT